i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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