what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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