So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Come on in and take your pants off
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