so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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