it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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