the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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