He asked to "fluff my boner.."
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I believe in your delicious
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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