He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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