That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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