You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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