too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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