I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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