You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
