Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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