Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
the liver wants what the liver wants
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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