Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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