talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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