guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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