That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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