I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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