There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Boobs speak an international language.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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