i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Randomize
