quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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