That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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