I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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