I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
They have beer where we have blood.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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