She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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