It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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