can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
