Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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