there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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