ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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