Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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