She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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