Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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