some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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