I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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