Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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