I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
