So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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