Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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