I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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