i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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