that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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