Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
