problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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