that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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