Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
How naked do you want me to be?
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