Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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