if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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