Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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