: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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