we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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