he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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