So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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